Now Bruce Wayne, or should I say, Christian Bale
A real American Psycho hailing all the way from Wales
Dude assaulted his kin and now he’s posting bail
Tell me what you think about those European jails
I got a question - why so serious?
That creepy ol’ Joker was straight up delirious
That was Heath Ledger under there? Nah, I ain’t hearing this
So you wanna see my pencil trick?
This Joker makes Nicholson’s look like a (“Don’t say that word!”)
Chilling performance giving me nightmares
Heath better win an Oscar, I swear
Saw The Dark Knight - midnight screening
Opening credits came on - everybody screaming
An hour in, everybody shaking
So pumped up, I don’t think I can take it
That whole freakin’ movie had me screaming in glee
I loved how at the end - “Hey, don’t spoil me!”
Well then you gotta go see it, like...now
So I can see you looking stunned, muttering “Wow”
Chorus
Throw up your ears
Flap those wings
Now do that crazy arm thing
(It’s the bat dance!)
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